#IM SORRY ABOUT HIM

[snkts]

🐤!! 😤

Send me a 🐤 for a Tweet my muse would make about yours. || ACCEPTING

[boombambaby]

Unfortunately for Kuzco, there was one odd 'man' staring at him behind the cloth that hid his face. "And ye happen to be... the emperor of this place?"

"Who, me? Nope. I'm just wearing the crown and robes for the fun of it."

Unfortunately for the mysterious stranger, Kuzco is a little shit.

[fantrollology]

reiki?

“My spirit guide. I saw one for a couple perigees some sweeps ago. We talk from time to time.”

[f4rgd]

GIVE  MY  MUSE  A  NICKNAME  /  PET  NAME.

"Hammer man :)"

GIVE  MY  MUSE  A  NICKNAME  /  PET  NAME. @bloodyarn

" It is true, I do like to hammer things. "

[thecoldsoldiers]

I want to see you retire somewhere that makes you happy!!!

Anonymously tell me what you want to see happen to my muse.

"Unrealistic, keep going with the horny ones."

[primeraser]

            people complain about the littlest of things . . .

[evgar]

nicky loves putting flowers in his mama's hair, naturally whenever rio is around she makes sure to grow the prettiest ones for them

[stil-lindigo]

hobie motherfuckin' brown!!!!!!

[pellelavellan]

Are elf ears REALLY as sensitive as people say they are?

send my muse unhinged anons

"That depends....are you going to pet them and call me a good boy?"

[paintedcrows]

Revelations - Little peek at a longer continuation to my Stan & Bill accidental internet buddies comic!

After the reveal, Stan initially doesn't want to tell Ford his (former) internet best friend was Bill Cipher, because he doesn't want him to worry. Stan later doesn't want to tell Ford because he (and Bill) would rather die.

[wojtekaneko]

That's how it went

[kendyroy]

I love how we can pretty much call this Logan “Wade’s Logan”

That’s HIS man. No one else’s. That’s his little honey badger. That’s his big boy. That’s his peanut. That’s his Wolverine.

He actually adopted this guy into his family and now he’s gonna be his for the rest of their never-ending lives.

[slavhew]

lonely

[mintaikk]

I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me

[cuteteacakes]

take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

{Caleb please--}

{🧁} - "Whut. Can't a guy be jealous of another man's looks??"

[hinamie]

i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be